Money Orgy

Money Orgy

Stroke your money

Perhaps, if you do it often enough

With just the right meditations

It will multiply

Or, better still, the stroking

Will encourage it to mate

And hundreds will birth twenties

Twenties will birth tens and fives

Ones would spit out quarters and dimes

                …Fifties would just be an unnatural aberration; a freak of unnature...

So, yes, please! Stroke that money

Maybe, if you do it long enough and hard enough...

It will begin to multiply and breed...

                …Or you will just look like a moron

4/27/11

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